What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?